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Why am I listening to Womanizer.

::punches Lyle in the face::

Even if he's a fail one and the only one he's even managed to semi-charm is a guy. lol lyle u suk.

Anyway, Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! ::raises a beer to the Dylandy twins::


iirc I was ;______;ing into a beer last year considering what just happened like the weekend before st. patrick's day sobbbbb

Today will be happy, though. Gonna try making boxty later.

EDIT: And now I'm listening to Girlfriend AAAAAARGH. HEBE YOU SUCK.

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I'm honestly, seriously horribly depressed right now because I can't cook.

I haven't even started trying on this stuff but I already know it's going to be a massive failure. I can't fry things. I always burn it.

nngh.