Chuu, you're a h0r. Here. I actually did what you asked :| So this is for you, and by proxy for Tari as well.
SetzSaji, prompt being bartenders. Not slash, more...preslash, idfk, but yeah. Directly post-season one. Unbeta'd and written by a very tired Rel who couldn't keep track of what word she typed before the one she was currently typing, so please, forgive the absolute suck of this. I also can't write them worth beans but oh well.
( And yes shut up that is actually my newest favorite drink )