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And I told myself to go to sleep early tonight. Fffft.

Have some porn. Hallelujah/Lockon. Unbeta'd, badly written, the usual warnings.

This is for Nyx, who writes me so much stuff that this is the least I can do in return, even though it's not nearly enough.

I apologize if I accidentally switched tenses randomly, I'm tired so shut up.

( i r failget )

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HEBE

STOP STRESSING OUT ABOUT YOUR LAPTOP

( I WILL KICK YOU )

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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY

YEAH

IT'S FREE SLURPEE DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS

AND GUESS HOW I'M CELEBRATING IT (OTHER THAN GOING TO 7/11 IN A FEW)

...

BY WRITING PORN, OF COURSE.

I owe both Pyon and Marie Halle/Lyle drabbles, so, consider this one of the two.

Also, I'm probably going to be shot for writing this. And wtf this turned out a lot longer than I intended it to be.

::zooms off to see Bruno::

( NWS warning, durrrrr, also WTF, REL warning. Unbeta'd as usual. )