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electrumicity) wrote2004-05-30 08:27 pm
electrumicity) wrote2004-05-30 08:27 pm
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Because I'm horribly bored, I made up this song parody. ..Well, I'm writing it as I go along here. =D
I Wanna Be Level 30 (to the tune of 'I Wanna Be a Producer')
*The scene opens up to Yhoator Jungle, late afternoon. A party of six adventurers are sitting there, some smacking their swords/scythes at a Yhoator Mandragora, the mages tossing a spell here and there. All of them look utterly bored out of their minds*
ALL:
Unhappy...unhappy...very unhappy...unhappy, unhappy...very very very very very very very unhappy...
RED MAGE:
(looking up)
Oh, I debuffs all the mornin'
An' I cure all the evenin'
Until dem mandys be dead...
ALL:
Until dem mandys be dead...
*One adventurer, a female Hume WAR named Relika, looks up, sighing.*
RELIKA:
I spend my days provoking
In battles and such
ADVENTURERS:
Unhappy...
RELIKA:
To what is this game amounting?
I don't think it's much...
ADVENTURERS:
Unhappy...
RELIKA:
I've always had a desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role...
*She glances around before standing up and creeping away from the battle. She sees a scythe lying on the floor, smiles, and picks it up, beginning to drift off into a fantasy world.*
RELIKA:
I wanna be level 30
Finally be a Dark Knight
I wanna be level 30
No more jungle every night
I wanna be level 30
Leave all these gobbies behind
I wanna be level 30
Get the sanity back in my mind!
*In her fantasy, a bunch of high leveled, advanced job female Humes, Elvaans, and Mithras join her, and are in the background throughout most of the rest of the time.*
RELIKA:
I wanna be level 30
Have all my wishes come true
I wanna see level 30
And say..
*She glances at the high levelers, as if picking them for a party*
You, you, you...
*She sees a Galka WHM/WAR, underlevelled subjob and all, and cringes*
...not you.
I wanna be level 30
Start all the advanced job quests
I wanna be level 30
Smile at all the party requests!
*By now, one of the high levellers had given her a DRK AF helm, which she puts on with joy. The high levellers begin to dance and sing.*
HIGH LEVELERS:
She wants to be level 30
RELIKA:
Sell it, girls!
HIGH LEVELERS:
Get the hell out of Khazam
RELIKA:
Don't forget Upper Jeuno!
HIGH LEVELERS:
She wants to be level 30
Be a DRK, or PLD, or SAM
She wants to be level 30
Fight gobbies 'till they cry..
Ouch!
Eek!
Ooh!
Oh!
Ah!
RUN TO ZONE!
She wants to be level 30
Not be a level 29 grouch!
*The whole group, including Relika, go into a whole dancing (and tapdancing) sequence.*
RELIKA:
I wanna be..
HIGH LEVELLERS:
She wants to be!
RELIKA:
I wanna be...
HIGH LEVELLERS:
She wants to be!
RELIKA:
I wanna be the greatest, grandest, and most fabulous Hume Dark Knight in the world!
HIGH LEVELLERS:
She wants to be level 30
She wants to fight BCNMs with her 'shell
RELIKA:
I just gotta be level 30
Leave behind this newbie hell
HIGH LEVELLERS:
Leave behind this n00b hell!
RELIKA:
I wanna be level 30
Show Vana'diel what I got!
I'm gonna work my way into the stardoms
See my name in the Tribune's columns
I wanna be level 30...
...cause it's everything I'm not.
*She sighs, coming back to reality, as the high levellers dance away. She makes her way back to her party, finishing up fighting another mandragora.*
ADVENTURERS:
Unhappy...unhappy...so unhappy...
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very...
Sad...
RELIKA:
I wanna be level 30... *sigh.*
*Relika sits there for several moments, suddenly realizing why she's been stuck at level 28-29 so long. She's been staying with a bad party. She immediately perks up.*
RELIKA:
Hold everything! What am I doing here? My linkshell was right! There's a lot more to this than there is to this! Stop the levelling treadmill, I wanna get on!
PARTY LEADER:
Relika, where do you think you're going?!
RELIKA:
I've got news for you. I QUIT! Here's my pooled items...my borrowed mithkabobs....and my big finish!
*She launches into song again, the high levellers dancing out to join her*
I'm gonna be level 30,
Sound the horn and beat the drums!
I'm gonna be level 30
Watch out Dark Knight, here I cooooome!
HIGH LEVELLERS:
Dark Knight, here she comes!!!
I Wanna Be Level 30 (to the tune of 'I Wanna Be a Producer')
*The scene opens up to Yhoator Jungle, late afternoon. A party of six adventurers are sitting there, some smacking their swords/scythes at a Yhoator Mandragora, the mages tossing a spell here and there. All of them look utterly bored out of their minds*
ALL:
Unhappy...unhappy...very unhappy...unhappy, unhappy...very very very very very very very unhappy...
RED MAGE:
(looking up)
Oh, I debuffs all the mornin'
An' I cure all the evenin'
Until dem mandys be dead...
ALL:
Until dem mandys be dead...
*One adventurer, a female Hume WAR named Relika, looks up, sighing.*
RELIKA:
I spend my days provoking
In battles and such
ADVENTURERS:
Unhappy...
RELIKA:
To what is this game amounting?
I don't think it's much...
ADVENTURERS:
Unhappy...
RELIKA:
I've always had a desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role...
*She glances around before standing up and creeping away from the battle. She sees a scythe lying on the floor, smiles, and picks it up, beginning to drift off into a fantasy world.*
RELIKA:
I wanna be level 30
Finally be a Dark Knight
I wanna be level 30
No more jungle every night
I wanna be level 30
Leave all these gobbies behind
I wanna be level 30
Get the sanity back in my mind!
*In her fantasy, a bunch of high leveled, advanced job female Humes, Elvaans, and Mithras join her, and are in the background throughout most of the rest of the time.*
RELIKA:
I wanna be level 30
Have all my wishes come true
I wanna see level 30
And say..
*She glances at the high levelers, as if picking them for a party*
You, you, you...
*She sees a Galka WHM/WAR, underlevelled subjob and all, and cringes*
...not you.
I wanna be level 30
Start all the advanced job quests
I wanna be level 30
Smile at all the party requests!
*By now, one of the high levellers had given her a DRK AF helm, which she puts on with joy. The high levellers begin to dance and sing.*
HIGH LEVELERS:
She wants to be level 30
RELIKA:
Sell it, girls!
HIGH LEVELERS:
Get the hell out of Khazam
RELIKA:
Don't forget Upper Jeuno!
HIGH LEVELERS:
She wants to be level 30
Be a DRK, or PLD, or SAM
She wants to be level 30
Fight gobbies 'till they cry..
Ouch!
Eek!
Ooh!
Oh!
Ah!
RUN TO ZONE!
She wants to be level 30
Not be a level 29 grouch!
*The whole group, including Relika, go into a whole dancing (and tapdancing) sequence.*
RELIKA:
I wanna be..
HIGH LEVELLERS:
She wants to be!
RELIKA:
I wanna be...
HIGH LEVELLERS:
She wants to be!
RELIKA:
I wanna be the greatest, grandest, and most fabulous Hume Dark Knight in the world!
HIGH LEVELLERS:
She wants to be level 30
She wants to fight BCNMs with her 'shell
RELIKA:
I just gotta be level 30
Leave behind this newbie hell
HIGH LEVELLERS:
Leave behind this n00b hell!
RELIKA:
I wanna be level 30
Show Vana'diel what I got!
I'm gonna work my way into the stardoms
See my name in the Tribune's columns
I wanna be level 30...
...cause it's everything I'm not.
*She sighs, coming back to reality, as the high levellers dance away. She makes her way back to her party, finishing up fighting another mandragora.*
ADVENTURERS:
Unhappy...unhappy...so unhappy...
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very...
Sad...
RELIKA:
I wanna be level 30... *sigh.*
*Relika sits there for several moments, suddenly realizing why she's been stuck at level 28-29 so long. She's been staying with a bad party. She immediately perks up.*
RELIKA:
Hold everything! What am I doing here? My linkshell was right! There's a lot more to this than there is to this! Stop the levelling treadmill, I wanna get on!
PARTY LEADER:
Relika, where do you think you're going?!
RELIKA:
I've got news for you. I QUIT! Here's my pooled items...my borrowed mithkabobs....and my big finish!
*She launches into song again, the high levellers dancing out to join her*
I'm gonna be level 30,
Sound the horn and beat the drums!
I'm gonna be level 30
Watch out Dark Knight, here I cooooome!
HIGH LEVELLERS:
Dark Knight, here she comes!!!