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[electrumicity]

Your Pokéname is:

Squirser

Profile
You live in the blazing deserts of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of insects, twigs and wine.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can throw salt spikes. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have a magic chest of hats. You can eat rocks. You can shoot bricks. You can shoot ice bolts. You can breathe electricity.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Humwad.