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SnowFairyTifa: Lmfao someone sent me this Halle/Lyle fanart and it's PISSING ME OFF BECAUSE LYLE'S LEG IS DRAWN/SHADED SO BADLY
SnowFairyTifa: I APPLAUD THE ARTIST FOR TRYING ESPECIALLY BECAUSE FANART OF THAT PAIRING IS SO RARE BUT GOD LEARN TO ANATOMY
morbidlymanic: link?
SnowFairyTifa: http://i39.tinypic.com/1gp01s.jpg
morbidlymanic: foreshortening is a bitch
SnowFairyTifa: THE SHADING PISSES ME OFF. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S WEARING PANTS EXCEPT HE'S NOT.
morbidlymanic: they're not shading from a consistent light source
SnowFairyTifa: Exactly OTL
SnowFairyTifa: I'm just like what the shit
SnowFairyTifa: is going on here
morbidlymanic: they're shading from each zone of the body
morbidlymanic: highlight shading
SnowFairyTifa: ffff way to ruin a hot pic, artist :|
morbidlymanic: the artist should've probably had lyle's other leg
morbidlymanic: the prominent one
morbidlymanic: bent like the one behind halle approximately is
SnowFairyTifa: Yeah
SnowFairyTifa: It looks
SnowFairyTifa: ...odd
morbidlymanic: foreshortening = bitch
SnowFairyTifa: the perspective is really really strange
morbidlymanic: the... light looks like
morbidlymanic: it's behind the guys
morbidlymanic: or maybe from the lower left corner area
morbidlymanic: when it technically should probably be coming from the top
SnowFairyTifa: Yeah.
morbidlymanic: meaning... halle's shoulders and hair shoulder be lgither
morbidlymanic: and since halle's not excavtly bent over lyle at cockhead level
morbidlymanic: probably not as much shading on the groin
SnowFairyTifa: ....I love how we're so carefully analyzing this.
morbidlymanic: i'm writing an essay
morbidlymanic: i'm in analytical mode
SnowFairyTifa: XD
morbidlymanic: besides, if it's an artist asking for critique.
morbidlymanic: i'm not saying OMG U SUKS U HORRIBLE
morbidlymanic: i'm saying
morbidlymanic: 'from a technical and logical perspective'
morbidlymanic: ... the bed under lyle should also be more shadowed
morbidlymanic: and... halle looks kind of steroidy.
SnowFairyTifa: XDDD
morbidlymanic: don't he?
morbidlymanic: he seems too broad
SnowFairyTifa: Hm, yeah
morbidlymanic: ... and what is that brown strap on his thigh?
SnowFairyTifa: YOU KNOW I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA
SnowFairyTifa: I'm assuming those are
morbidlymanic: maybe a strap for a knife...?
SnowFairyTifa: khaki pants he's wearing
SnowFairyTifa: though
SnowFairyTifa: I don't know WHY
morbidlymanic: ... he's wearing pants?
SnowFairyTifa: he's wearing khaki---
SnowFairyTifa: That can't possibly be Halle's bare leg
morbidlymanic: i was wondering why the flesh tone was off
SnowFairyTifa: Has to be pants.
morbidlymanic: then again, his foot is light too
morbidlymanic: and his hip is light like his foot
morbidlymanic: 'cause if he's just got them unzipped and his dick out
morbidlymanic: then we shouldn't bee seeing belt because that's not where waists go
morbidlymanic: but if the pants are sliding down his legs
morbidlymanic: then why is his backside light?
SnowFairyTifa: I'm trying to think
SnowFairyTifa: of where the HELL he wears khaki pants
SnowFairyTifa: ....was his straightjacket outfit beige? but..
morbidlymanic: khaki pants with his uniform shirt.
SnowFairyTifa: 'cause I think he was wearing that...shirt...under that outfit? idfk exactly
SnowFairyTifa: since I really doubt that's Halle's ass in that pic unless it's oddly lumpy
SnowFairyTifa: so if it's the like...back of the.... GOD I don't even know
morbidlymanic: well, the artist seems to be shimmying along a level of body realism
morbidlymanic: lyle's fairly lumpy too.
SnowFairyTifa: Yeeeeah
morbidlymanic: plus, if that's a belt
morbidlymanic: it's gonna restrain and muffintop the butt
morbidlymanic: but why is his ass so light?
SnowFairyTifa: I'm positive those are pants he's wearing, though. they've gotta be.
morbidlymanic: if it's his skin tone, not a tan
morbidlymanic: he should be consistently colored
morbidlymanic: his foot is white in tone too.
morbidlymanic: ... why the fuck am I analyzing this.
SnowFairyTifa: I have no idea
SnowFairyTifa: porn > papers
morbidlymanic: this is going in your journal, isn't it.
morbidlymanic: qc has priorities
SnowFairyTifa: Now t is.
SnowFairyTifa: *it is
morbidlymanic: we're just not sure what the fuck's upw ith them.

EDIT:
SnowFairyTifa: ..also is that some kind of red mark on Lyle's dick by the head. wtf, Halle. ...or wtf, Lyle, alternatively.
morbidlymanic: ... it looks like a herp-sore.
SnowFairyTifa: ....I'm leaning into my monitor to stare at a dick. This is clearly the highlight of my evening.
SnowFairyTifa: ...it does.
morbidlymanic: its wet.
morbidlymanic: lyle has fucking herpes.
SnowFairyTifa: Shit. We knew he was a whore.
morbidlymanic: herpes as a mosiac
morbidlymanic: and#
SnowFairyTifa: Halle, why the hell you doin' stuff with him when he's got STDs.
SnowFairyTifa: Unless supersoldiers are...immune to STDs or something.
morbidlymanic: lol i don't think nanomachines can beat herp.
SnowFairyTifa: You never know. Or it could be quantum brain waves, which apparently can do anything.
SnowFairyTifa: Possibly including the prevention of herpes.
morbidlymanic: quantum brain herpes.
SnowFairyTifa: Oh shit.
morbidlymanic: sorry alle, it's gonna itch in the morning.
SnowFairyTifa: Does that mean that Soma gave Alle brain herpes or something in season 1?
morbidlymanic: halle has to go to treatment
morbidlymanic: psychic astral treatment
morbidlymanic: it's like the gonorrhea of brains
morbidlymanic: 'why does it hurt when i thiiiink'
SnowFairyTifa: fffffffff
SnowFairyTifa: Somehow, the puzzle pieces are truly falling into place.
morbidlymanic: my cerebellum feels like a fucking maraca
morbidlymanic: i got it from soma periedes
morbidlymanic: it jumped right up
morbidlymanic: and shook my cortex
morbidlymanic: why does it hurt when i thiiiiiink