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[electrumicity]

Part 2 of our picture madness.

This is crossposted from Hebe's journal.

Here's when we dork out hard.




Alle loves maid!Lyle...

maid!Lyle loves Neilpuppy, however. OM NOM NOM PUPPY.


That's why Halle decides to mend Alle's broken heart by beating maid!Lyle with a baseball bat...


Ow.


And because beating isn't enough, Lyle gets strangled, too.


And then, mudkips. ThousandsOne of them.



Once upon a time there was an Alle in a maid outfit noming on an apple...


One day, Alle decided to give his apple to the cheerleader named Lyle. However, Lyle wasn't too thrilled by the apple.


To make up for that kind of reaction, Lyle decided to give Alle a flower.


Halle doesn't like flowers. Or Lyle.


So Lyle got beat with the flower. But Alle apologized and they hugged.


A little too much.




...And from that day on, Lyle was just constantly abused by Halle.


Set on fire...


Beaten with a clotheshanger...


Bad dog, no carrot.


Yeah, even toasters can be used to beat someone.


Pouring hot water over your head is supposed to make your hair fabulous.


Soap and hairbrush, the weapons of champions.


Being strangled by a cord...


And when Lyle walks in while Alle's baking, this happens.


Or smacked with a shoe...


And between all the beating, Halle also tries to turn Lyle gay somehow.


But since that never seems to work because Lyle is in denial forever, Halle tries to kill him inconspiciously.



All's well, though, because Halle doesn't succeed and Lyle survives... although Halle is starting to wonder if Lyle is even a man beneath that skirt. He decides to check.