Freakin hilarious.
Here are some stuff that happened today.
Christine: ::about the movie Godspell:: It's full of hippies on LSD!
Fae: Wrong. They're on acid.
Me: Or...pixie stix!
Christine: Pizie stix didn't exist back then, did it? Pixie stix only make you get hentai thoughts.
Me: ....baka.
(Note: GODSPELL IS SCARY!!!!!! Jesus with an afro, NUFF SAID)
Chris V: ::in religion class, during writing an essay about sin:: Sin is gay.
Me: Waaaaait. If Sin is gay, and Jecht is Sin.....IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN JECHT AND BRASKA THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT?!
(After Chris V tells Chris M, me, and Christine of....why Nick Carter got arrested a couple of months ago....)
Me: SICK.
Chris V: On a random note, I bet Nick Carter does yoga.
Me and Christine: ::look at each other, burst out laughing::
(Note: yoga=meditation, ya know? ROTFL)
Me: ::yelling at Christine in religion class during a break:: I don't CARE if Auron's dead! I don't CARE if he's 35! He's still sexy!!!
Chris M: Life is weird. You can be your own grandfather.
Me: How?
Chris M: ::spends 5 minutes in deep thought wondering exactly how that's possible::
*During recess*
Christine: I wonder how far I can throw Dana's pen... ::throws pen high into the air::
Me: NOOOOOO!!! ::reaches out hand towards the air, acting dramatic. Pen miraculously lands in her hand.:: w00t!
Fae and Christine: .......... ::burst out laughing::
Christine: How the heck do you say 'LMAO' in real life?
Fae: ::laughs hysterically::
Dana and Christine: ::look at her weird, then join in::
Dana: Actually, that was 'ROTFLMAO'.
Everyone: ROTFLMAO!!!
*At the park, after school*
Christine: ::climbs to the top of the big slide, bangs her knees on the edge, goes flying facefirst down the slide::
Christine: ::climbs to top of big slide, slides down, gets to the end and falls onto the ground instead of keeping herself up with her legs:: OWWWWWW!
Me: ::screaming in the empty park:: AURON IS HOT!!! AURIKKU!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!