Here are some stuff that happened this week in school.
Sister Florence (religion teacher): Who's writing the story in this group?
Thiago: I am.
Sister Florence: Shut your mouth, Thiago.
Chris M: I hate being philosophical. It makes me hungry.
(During recess, I commented about the freaky pairings in the FFX section of fanfiction.net, so Christine and I made weird pairings up as a joke. Rena would go "gag" after each one.)
Me: How about Tidus and Yuna and Auron and Rikku and Wakka and Lulu and Kimahri!
(Everything is silent)
Me: I'm waiting for you to go 'gag'.
Rena: Why? There's nothing wrong with that!
Me and Christine: ::die laughing::
Rena: Wha??
Christine: She meant all of them TOGETHER!
Rena: *GAAAAAAAG*
Me: Tas/Chi fics can't be rated G. That's like the rating of a freakin Peter Pan movie. ::in a little kid voice:: Mommy, why are the two guys kissing each other?
(I would have said a few more things but...no. XD)
(At the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd grade math bee)
Little kid: ::walks up to the mic::
Mrs. McNally: What is 89 minus 10?
Little kid: Uh...79?
Me: At least it wasn't 10 numbers before that!
Other little kid: ::walks up to the mic::
Mrs. McNally: What is 56 plus 13?
Me: ........
Christine: Spoke too soon.
(Note: That number is evil. EVIL.)
Random baby with an afro: Coo!
(Yes, there was a baby with a huge afro sitting three seats away. Scary.)
(At a Japanese resteraunt, after me and my friend drink a good amount of sake)
Michelle: My head hurts..
Me: ::laughs hysterically, points:: Hah hah! You got a hangover! Hahahaha! I don't! I rule!
(On the car ride home)
Michelle: Who's this 'Auron' guy, anyway?
Me: He's my favorite character from Final Fantasy X. He's so awesome...and hot...and sexy.... *drool*
Michelle: ..........I...don't know you.