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Apr. 2nd, 2002
I was reading the story I gave in for an English assignment earlier this year, AND DEAR GOD THIS IS NOT A SUITABLE ENGLISH STORY! IT'S A GODDAMN FANFIC! AND IT HAS SHOUNEN-AI IN IT (sorta)! AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS A NUN! LMAO
Here it is. XD
Pixie Stix and Halloween Fun
"Miaka, tell me again, WHY do we have to do this?!" whined a 16 year old, fiery haired boy. He was dressed in red clothes, with cute little horns on the top of his head, obviously for a halloween costume. He glared at Miaka with his amber colored eyes.
The 15 year old girl, with sparkling hazel eyes, faced him and yelled "Because it's Halloween, Tasuki!"
Miaka was dressed up like Sailor Moon, her favorite anime character. Along with her and Tasuki was her 17 year old boyfriend, Tamahome, who was dressed like Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon's "love" in the anime. There was also another boy, one year older than Tasuki, why you can say looked very...unique. He had powder blue hair with bangs that stuck straight up, defying every law of gravity. A scar on his face sealed his left eye shut. He was dressed in a sort of angel costume, which seemed a bit rushed, since the halo was made out of a pencil and construction paper. His name was Chichiri.
"Why do we have to go trick-or-treating anyway, no da?" moaned Chichiri, speaking in his usual speech patterns, with his habit of saying "no da" after every sentence he said.
Tamahome added, "Aren't we a little too OLD for this?!"
"Because it's a chance for FREE CANDY, AND I LOVE CANDY!!!" yelled Miaka. "So there! And I thought it'd be more fun if I invited you three to come along!" she continued. Tasuki looked at Chichiri and whispered something about being FORCED to come along, not invited. Miaka then grabbed Tamahome on the arm and dragged him behind her.
"...and just WHERE are you two going?" asked Tamahome when he noticed Tasuki and Chichiri trying to quietly sneak away. "If I have to do this, so do you two."
The group went from house to house, gathering candy. As they were walking down the street, Miaka reached into Tasuki's candy bag, snatching a handful of the candy. "HEY!!!" he yelled at her. "THAT WAS MINE!"
Miaka simply smiled. Tasuki got even angrier and attempted to punch Miaka. However, Tamahome dashed in front of her, and kicked Tasuki. He went flying into the air....and fell right into Chichiri's arms, making them fall on top of each other. Chichiri and Tasuki looked at each other.
"Tasuki..."
"Chichiri..."
"Tasuki..."
"Chichiri..."
"Tasuki..."
"Chichiri..."
"WILL YOU TWO STOP THAT?!" Miaka screamed. Tasuki and Chichiri blushed, standing up and facing away from each other.
Just as things were starting to get peaceful again, out of nowhere, popped up a girl with long brown hair and chocolate covered eyes. She hugged Chichiri tightly, saying "Chichiri!!! I'm one of your biggest fans!!! You're the greatest!!!" Chichiri looked at her, very confused. The girl let go then ran around in circles, pixie stix falling from her pockets, yelling about how she thought Tasuki and Chichiri made a cute couple. Tasuki and Chichiri's cheeks were clearly as red as Tasuki's outfit.
Before the crazed fangirl got a chance to continue, another girl walked onto the scene and grabbed her by her shirt collar and said, "Please excuse my friend...she has no clue what she's talking about..." The girl pulled the crazed fangirl away, giving a nervous laugh. "Dana, I'm keeping the pixie stix AWAY from you from now on" she stated. Dana whined, "But Fae!!! I like my pixie stix, and they DO make a cute couple!!!"
The four normal characters of this story stood there, trying to figure out exactly what in the world just HAPPENED.
Unknown to them, a man stepped out of the shadows and laughed evilly. The four turned around to see....Nakago, the resident bad guy........in a ballerina outfit. It consisted of a short sleeved, pink leotard with frilly edges, pink tights, a fluffy pink tutu, and pink ballet shoes with a pointe (Yes, it's spelled that way, don't ask me, ask ballet people). Nakago's long, blonde hair was gathered up into a fancy bun complete with a diamond tiara. Tamahome and Tasuki fell to the ground laughing, Miaka snickered, and Chichiri chuckled. Nakago pouted and said, "What?! Lady Yui made me dress up as this!" Yui, Miaka's best friend, walked out next to Nakago. "Hey Miaka-chan! Look what I dressed up Nakago as for Halloween!" she said, smiling. Nakago mumbled something under his breath.
Nakago yelled, "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" and he snatched Miaka's bag of candy. He ran off, laughing evilly again. Yui shook her head and followed him. Miaka stared after them with her eyes full of tears. "Oh...no..." Tasuki said warningly. "THAT was a VERY bad thing to do." Miaka broke out in tears and fell to the ground crying. Tamahome caught her, comforting her, saying "Don't worry Miaka-chan, we'll get your candy back." Tasuki and Chichiri simply turned to each other, shrugging and rolling their eyes.
"Miaka, it's just candy, no da," Chichiri said. Miaka wailed, "BUT IT'S MY CANDY!!!! I WANT IT!!!!" The other three covered their ears to avoid becoming deaf as Miaka continued whining. "OKAY, OKAY, NO DA! We'll go get it back now, no da!" Chichiri told her. Miaka cheered, "YAY!" and leaped up and down. Tasuki scratched his head and whispered to Chichiri, "We've got to make sure there are NO pixie stix in her candy...or else....." He didn't even have to finish the sentence, since he would be stating the obvious. "We don't want Miaka to end up like that crazed fangirl from a few minutes ago..."
Meanwhile, at Yui's house...
"Do I HAVE to wear this, Yui?" everyone's favorite psycho yo yo boy, Suboshi, asked. He was also one of Yui's friends. Yui simply nodded and said, "It's Halloween, of course you do!" On Suboshi's head was a headband with a pipe cleaner attached, with a big red pom pom at the end. He was dressed in white fake fur and had a pair of purple wings on the back. He was dressed as the famous moogle of the video game series, Final Fantasy. In the corner sat Suboshi's twin brother, Amiboshi, also dressed in the same outfit. Amiboshi played a few notes on his flute before Suboshi snatched it away, yelling, "I hate that thing, I can't concentrate with you playing it!" Amiboshi pouted.
Nakago was in another corner, counting all the candies he stole from Miaka, and let out another evil laugh. He choked and coughed at the end of it, thinking about how he had to work on the evil laugh a bit more. The door of the room slammed open, and Miaka stood, fuming, in the doorway. "I WANT MY CANDY BACK!" she shrieked. Tamahome, Tasuki, and Chichiri stood boredly behind her. Miaka tackled Nakago, snatching her candy. Nakago stared at her angrily, grabbing the candy back, yelling "IT WAS MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!!!!!"
The two continued arguing. Yui stood, watching, and was amused. Tamahome, Tasuki, Chichiri, Suboshi, and Amiboshi were chatting away about how weird Miaka and Nakago were acting, candy, life, the universe, and fangirls. Eventually Miaka pried her candy out of Nakago's grasp, running off laughing. Tamahome, Tasuki, and Chichiri shrugged and followed. Nakago cried out loudly, which got quite a few stares.
A few minutes later, and about a half a mile away...
"IIIIIIII loooooooooooove myyyyyyyyyyy caaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyy!!!!" Miaka cheered and spun around. Tamahome sighed, Miaka was always like this when it came to food. Tasuki and Chichiri were talking where out of nowhere popped up the fangirl, Dana, from earlier. She yelled to the two, "YOU MAKE THE CUTEST COUPLE!!!" and ran around in circles again. Her friend, Fae, walked to her, grabbing her by the collar, and dragging her off again. "NOOOOO!!! DON'T TAKE ME AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" Dana yelled. Before they left completely, Fae said, "Next time you see this crazed fangirl, can you do me a favor? TAKE AWAY ALL THE PIXIE STIX SHE HAS!!!" And so the two girls, who had almost nothing to do with this story, faded into the distance.
Miaka laughed and turned to Tasuki and Chichiri. "That fangirl is kinda right, ya know..." she said, grinning. Chichiri blushed a bright pink while Tasuki, also blushing, was about to attempt to punch Miaka again. Tamahome caught his fist and punched Tasuki, sending him spiraling off into the distance. Chichiri sighed and walked towards the direction where Tasuki flew off in. Tamahome sighed, stating, "The lesson of this story is that pixie stix are the work of evil. Make sure they are all destroyed. Thank you."
Here it is. XD
Pixie Stix and Halloween Fun
"Miaka, tell me again, WHY do we have to do this?!" whined a 16 year old, fiery haired boy. He was dressed in red clothes, with cute little horns on the top of his head, obviously for a halloween costume. He glared at Miaka with his amber colored eyes.
The 15 year old girl, with sparkling hazel eyes, faced him and yelled "Because it's Halloween, Tasuki!"
Miaka was dressed up like Sailor Moon, her favorite anime character. Along with her and Tasuki was her 17 year old boyfriend, Tamahome, who was dressed like Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon's "love" in the anime. There was also another boy, one year older than Tasuki, why you can say looked very...unique. He had powder blue hair with bangs that stuck straight up, defying every law of gravity. A scar on his face sealed his left eye shut. He was dressed in a sort of angel costume, which seemed a bit rushed, since the halo was made out of a pencil and construction paper. His name was Chichiri.
"Why do we have to go trick-or-treating anyway, no da?" moaned Chichiri, speaking in his usual speech patterns, with his habit of saying "no da" after every sentence he said.
Tamahome added, "Aren't we a little too OLD for this?!"
"Because it's a chance for FREE CANDY, AND I LOVE CANDY!!!" yelled Miaka. "So there! And I thought it'd be more fun if I invited you three to come along!" she continued. Tasuki looked at Chichiri and whispered something about being FORCED to come along, not invited. Miaka then grabbed Tamahome on the arm and dragged him behind her.
"...and just WHERE are you two going?" asked Tamahome when he noticed Tasuki and Chichiri trying to quietly sneak away. "If I have to do this, so do you two."
The group went from house to house, gathering candy. As they were walking down the street, Miaka reached into Tasuki's candy bag, snatching a handful of the candy. "HEY!!!" he yelled at her. "THAT WAS MINE!"
Miaka simply smiled. Tasuki got even angrier and attempted to punch Miaka. However, Tamahome dashed in front of her, and kicked Tasuki. He went flying into the air....and fell right into Chichiri's arms, making them fall on top of each other. Chichiri and Tasuki looked at each other.
"Tasuki..."
"Chichiri..."
"Tasuki..."
"Chichiri..."
"Tasuki..."
"Chichiri..."
"WILL YOU TWO STOP THAT?!" Miaka screamed. Tasuki and Chichiri blushed, standing up and facing away from each other.
Just as things were starting to get peaceful again, out of nowhere, popped up a girl with long brown hair and chocolate covered eyes. She hugged Chichiri tightly, saying "Chichiri!!! I'm one of your biggest fans!!! You're the greatest!!!" Chichiri looked at her, very confused. The girl let go then ran around in circles, pixie stix falling from her pockets, yelling about how she thought Tasuki and Chichiri made a cute couple. Tasuki and Chichiri's cheeks were clearly as red as Tasuki's outfit.
Before the crazed fangirl got a chance to continue, another girl walked onto the scene and grabbed her by her shirt collar and said, "Please excuse my friend...she has no clue what she's talking about..." The girl pulled the crazed fangirl away, giving a nervous laugh. "Dana, I'm keeping the pixie stix AWAY from you from now on" she stated. Dana whined, "But Fae!!! I like my pixie stix, and they DO make a cute couple!!!"
The four normal characters of this story stood there, trying to figure out exactly what in the world just HAPPENED.
Unknown to them, a man stepped out of the shadows and laughed evilly. The four turned around to see....Nakago, the resident bad guy........in a ballerina outfit. It consisted of a short sleeved, pink leotard with frilly edges, pink tights, a fluffy pink tutu, and pink ballet shoes with a pointe (Yes, it's spelled that way, don't ask me, ask ballet people). Nakago's long, blonde hair was gathered up into a fancy bun complete with a diamond tiara. Tamahome and Tasuki fell to the ground laughing, Miaka snickered, and Chichiri chuckled. Nakago pouted and said, "What?! Lady Yui made me dress up as this!" Yui, Miaka's best friend, walked out next to Nakago. "Hey Miaka-chan! Look what I dressed up Nakago as for Halloween!" she said, smiling. Nakago mumbled something under his breath.
Nakago yelled, "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" and he snatched Miaka's bag of candy. He ran off, laughing evilly again. Yui shook her head and followed him. Miaka stared after them with her eyes full of tears. "Oh...no..." Tasuki said warningly. "THAT was a VERY bad thing to do." Miaka broke out in tears and fell to the ground crying. Tamahome caught her, comforting her, saying "Don't worry Miaka-chan, we'll get your candy back." Tasuki and Chichiri simply turned to each other, shrugging and rolling their eyes.
"Miaka, it's just candy, no da," Chichiri said. Miaka wailed, "BUT IT'S MY CANDY!!!! I WANT IT!!!!" The other three covered their ears to avoid becoming deaf as Miaka continued whining. "OKAY, OKAY, NO DA! We'll go get it back now, no da!" Chichiri told her. Miaka cheered, "YAY!" and leaped up and down. Tasuki scratched his head and whispered to Chichiri, "We've got to make sure there are NO pixie stix in her candy...or else....." He didn't even have to finish the sentence, since he would be stating the obvious. "We don't want Miaka to end up like that crazed fangirl from a few minutes ago..."
Meanwhile, at Yui's house...
"Do I HAVE to wear this, Yui?" everyone's favorite psycho yo yo boy, Suboshi, asked. He was also one of Yui's friends. Yui simply nodded and said, "It's Halloween, of course you do!" On Suboshi's head was a headband with a pipe cleaner attached, with a big red pom pom at the end. He was dressed in white fake fur and had a pair of purple wings on the back. He was dressed as the famous moogle of the video game series, Final Fantasy. In the corner sat Suboshi's twin brother, Amiboshi, also dressed in the same outfit. Amiboshi played a few notes on his flute before Suboshi snatched it away, yelling, "I hate that thing, I can't concentrate with you playing it!" Amiboshi pouted.
Nakago was in another corner, counting all the candies he stole from Miaka, and let out another evil laugh. He choked and coughed at the end of it, thinking about how he had to work on the evil laugh a bit more. The door of the room slammed open, and Miaka stood, fuming, in the doorway. "I WANT MY CANDY BACK!" she shrieked. Tamahome, Tasuki, and Chichiri stood boredly behind her. Miaka tackled Nakago, snatching her candy. Nakago stared at her angrily, grabbing the candy back, yelling "IT WAS MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!!!!!"
The two continued arguing. Yui stood, watching, and was amused. Tamahome, Tasuki, Chichiri, Suboshi, and Amiboshi were chatting away about how weird Miaka and Nakago were acting, candy, life, the universe, and fangirls. Eventually Miaka pried her candy out of Nakago's grasp, running off laughing. Tamahome, Tasuki, and Chichiri shrugged and followed. Nakago cried out loudly, which got quite a few stares.
A few minutes later, and about a half a mile away...
"IIIIIIII loooooooooooove myyyyyyyyyyy caaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyy!!!!" Miaka cheered and spun around. Tamahome sighed, Miaka was always like this when it came to food. Tasuki and Chichiri were talking where out of nowhere popped up the fangirl, Dana, from earlier. She yelled to the two, "YOU MAKE THE CUTEST COUPLE!!!" and ran around in circles again. Her friend, Fae, walked to her, grabbing her by the collar, and dragging her off again. "NOOOOO!!! DON'T TAKE ME AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" Dana yelled. Before they left completely, Fae said, "Next time you see this crazed fangirl, can you do me a favor? TAKE AWAY ALL THE PIXIE STIX SHE HAS!!!" And so the two girls, who had almost nothing to do with this story, faded into the distance.
Miaka laughed and turned to Tasuki and Chichiri. "That fangirl is kinda right, ya know..." she said, grinning. Chichiri blushed a bright pink while Tasuki, also blushing, was about to attempt to punch Miaka again. Tamahome caught his fist and punched Tasuki, sending him spiraling off into the distance. Chichiri sighed and walked towards the direction where Tasuki flew off in. Tamahome sighed, stating, "The lesson of this story is that pixie stix are the work of evil. Make sure they are all destroyed. Thank you."