Oh god.

HILARIOUS Whose Line fanfic I'm reading right now. ::copy/pastes a funny part of it::

"Oh, I don't know," said Colin nonchalantly. "We might be able to slip something in
before that."

"What do you mean?" asked Ryan.

"All I'm saying is that I don't think we have to be all that careful," he said in explanation.
"This is the twenty-first century, after all. Why should we have to hide what we're
feeling?"

"So...you think maybe we should start going at it hot and heavy in the middle of
'Greatest Hits'?" Ryan suggested. Colin could tell he was trying his best to keep a
straight face; if Drew wasn't so drunk, he probably would have been able to tell too.

Colin rubbed his chin, as if seriously considering his friend's words. "Y'know, that might
be fun..."

Drew's face fell. "Oh no," he declared emphatically. "You two are *not* doing anything
of the sort..."

"Oh Drew, we wouldn't do anything *that* obvious, of course," Ryan replied loftily. "Just
a little something to tantalize the fans, that's all."

"The fans are already tantalized enough -- have you seen some of those Internet sites?"
Drew exclaimed. "They're practically pornographic."

Ryan looked at him innocently. "But don't people like shows with lots of sexual tension?
Don't they usually get high ratings?"

"Yeah, Drew," said Colin, egging him on. "You know, I'd really like to beat 'Friends',
just once."

"Guys," said Drew, looking increasingly worried. "People may like shows with sexual
tension, but--"

"But nothing," Greg said, jumping in. "What a great idea. We'll keep the audience
guessing...will they or won't they? Are they or aren't they?" Ryan and Colin nodded
enthusiastically. "What do you say, Drew?"

"People watched 'Moonlighting' for the sexual tension. People watch 'The X Files' for
the sexual tension. People *do* *not* watch 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' for the sexual
tension!" Drew sputtered in drunken indignation.

With that, he passed out.

Ryan, Colin, Greg, and Wayne all gazed down at him. Then Wayne dissolved into a
fit of laughter, quickly followed by Greg.

"Oh man," hooted Greg. "You guys really got him."

"If only we'd been recording this," Wayne gasped, wiping at his eyes.

Colin grinned at Ryan. "You do realize that Drew's going to be panicking over this
once he sobers up."

"If he even remembers it," laughed Greg.

"Oh, we'll make sure he remembers it," Ryan said. "He'll be worried about this until
we do our next show."

"You're going to keep him stewing until the next taping?" Colin teased gently. "That's
not until fall."

"Yeah," laughed Ryan. "Just think...we've got all summer to drive him nuts."

Colin shook his head, gazing at Ryan affectionately. He raised his glass. "Here's to
Episode 101, then."

Ryan raised his glass in return. "May it fulfill all our fantasies..."

"...and all of Drew's nightmares," Greg and Wayne proclaimed in unison.

Dear god I'm tired

Goodnight, everyone! ^.^

I'm bored so....

I'm just gonna come up with some random hoedowns on my own!

Here's one I just made up at the spur of the moment:

I love an anime, it's called Fushigi Yuugi
Two characters in it are Tasuki and Chichiri
But the creator of the show seems so ignorant
She won't make them love each other because they're both men

::dies laughing:: I had fun just making that one up, LOL

Here's another random one that I'm coming up with as I type along...

I go to play DDR at NYDS
Whenever I dance there, the crowds are really impressed
But what I hate there are all those stupid fakers
Some Koreans who play Pump it Up there are bar rapers

(no offense to Koreans. None at all. It just seems that the majority of Koreans at NYDS freakin cling onto the bar as a damned lifeline. HELLO THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S THERE FOR. But there are Koreans who don't cling onto the bar. I thank you.)

I'll make more up later.

More hoedowns!

There's a new console out, it's called the X-box
There's Microsoft fanboys claiming that it really rocks
But when you play it, you will understand
You can't even fit the damned controller in your hands

*snirt*