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Apr. 16th, 2004 09:16 am::rolls around laughing::
Oh man. I found this on a discussion about the POTO movie on some phorum. It's in regards to the whole mini-theater/wax figure (basically, dolls) thing that Erik seems to have in his lair.
Erik: (with back to camera) And now, Christine, I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to. (camera pans around to reveal he is playing with some PotO action figures, and is doing the voice for the Erik doll. Switching to high falsetto voice for the "Christine" doll) No, please, leave me alone! ("Erik" ) No, you are mine! (whiny, nasal voice for "Raoul" ) Not so fast, Phantom! ("Erik" ) Raoul de Chagny! ("Raoul" ) Yes, it's me! I've come to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey! ("Erik" ) Now you are going to die! (knocks Raoul figure over with Erik figure. As "Raoul" ) OOoooh! ("Mme. Giry" voice) Hey, what did you do to him? ("Erik" ) The same thing I'm going to do to you! (knocks Mme. Giry figure over) And you too! (knocks over Manager and Carlotta figures) Now, Christine, at last we are alone. ("Christine" ) No, no, I hate you I hate you!...and yet, I find you strangely attractive. ("Erik" ) Of course you do! Opera singers are always attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it. ("Christine" ) No, leave me alone! ("Erik" ) No, kiss me! ("Christine" ) No, no, yes, no, no!...oooh, ooh!....Oh, your organ is so big....
Christine: (throws open door) Erik!
Erik: (clutching dolls to his chest, hiding them) WHAT?!
Christine: I need to go to rehearsal.
Erik: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Christine: Yes, dear!
Erik: (pause) Did you see anything?
Christine: No, Erik, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Erik: Good!
Took me a few seconds before I remembered where that came from. XD
Oh man. I found this on a discussion about the POTO movie on some phorum. It's in regards to the whole mini-theater/wax figure (basically, dolls) thing that Erik seems to have in his lair.
Erik: (with back to camera) And now, Christine, I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to. (camera pans around to reveal he is playing with some PotO action figures, and is doing the voice for the Erik doll. Switching to high falsetto voice for the "Christine" doll) No, please, leave me alone! ("Erik" ) No, you are mine! (whiny, nasal voice for "Raoul" ) Not so fast, Phantom! ("Erik" ) Raoul de Chagny! ("Raoul" ) Yes, it's me! I've come to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey! ("Erik" ) Now you are going to die! (knocks Raoul figure over with Erik figure. As "Raoul" ) OOoooh! ("Mme. Giry" voice) Hey, what did you do to him? ("Erik" ) The same thing I'm going to do to you! (knocks Mme. Giry figure over) And you too! (knocks over Manager and Carlotta figures) Now, Christine, at last we are alone. ("Christine" ) No, no, I hate you I hate you!...and yet, I find you strangely attractive. ("Erik" ) Of course you do! Opera singers are always attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it. ("Christine" ) No, leave me alone! ("Erik" ) No, kiss me! ("Christine" ) No, no, yes, no, no!...oooh, ooh!....Oh, your organ is so big....
Christine: (throws open door) Erik!
Erik: (clutching dolls to his chest, hiding them) WHAT?!
Christine: I need to go to rehearsal.
Erik: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Christine: Yes, dear!
Erik: (pause) Did you see anything?
Christine: No, Erik, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Erik: Good!
Took me a few seconds before I remembered where that came from. XD