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UberAsriel: So, Hal and Dave get done with the whole Metal Gear blow-up-thing. They get home, and since it's their first mission done together, Dave decides they need to celebrate. So Hal and Dave go out to a bar, and drink, etc. Hal catches the eye of this one, young, girl, and after talking to her for a while, the two get to really like each other. So they go back to their apartment, and Hal sleeps with her. With the sex, and everything. So those two grow closer, and they're really in love and everything, going at it every night and so, and eventually, she confesses to him that she's been looking for her father for the past 10 years or so. Hal asks the story, and it turns out that her father left her mother about the time she was concieved. Her mother was old, but her father was supposedly rather young. Her mother never talked about him much. So Hal decides to help her, and she goes out to get a genetic test or some crap like that. And it turns out. The father is Hal.

I'm torn between laughing, crying, and bashing my head against the floor.